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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I gave girl_76 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In October I broke lady_heartilly's X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1063 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!

Sincerely,
ibeliveinfaes

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For Your Viewing Pleasure

Anyone who frequents chat rooms/communities/online games should appreciate these videos. If you're easily offended by people using the words "douchebag," "fucking," "dick," "vagina," "gay" and "retard" (in a derogitory way, however, I just ignore it for these videos because they're just so funny), and the like, or has any qualms about lesbians and masturbation, don't watch these videos.

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So, I'm not sure if all of you know what "Vagina Dentata" is. If you don't, look it up. There's a new movie coming out about the topic, called "Teeth" that I can't WAIT to see. It actually looks quite good, despite the subject matter. I just wanted to share with you this goofy cartoon I found on teh intarwebz with you:

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I have a stomach bug and a crick in my neck. Ow. Thank GOD we have a long weekend and I was able to go home to see my family.

Send me luffs to help me feel better!